Lunch etiquette 

"Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon) 07/25/2018 at 14:51 • Filed to: lunchopnik, shitposting

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Why is it so hard for some fools to understand that you don’t microwave fuggin seafood at work? Especially when it’s like 5000 degrees out and humid. Inconsiderate scourge !  

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 07/25/2018 at 14:59

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On my days off, I put on a hard hat, reflective vest, fake name badge and grab my clipboard.

I go from floor to floor of random buildings, putting fish in their microwave and setting it to 5 minutes

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 07/25/2018 at 15:01

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There was a co-worker who microwaved crabcakes or something similarly ghastly in the office once. ONCE. The entire office raised such a big stink that he never repeated that mistake.

His Stigness > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 07/25/2018 at 15:04

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I'm glad you're in Canada. 

Wacko > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 07/25/2018 at 15:05

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don’t even get me started on Bathroom Etiquette

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 07/25/2018 at 15:09

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Our receptionist used to eat kipper snacks at her desk in the front of a 300 person office. She was very attractive, and that put up an effective wall from guys wanting to hang around and chat with her.

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 07/25/2018 at 15:12

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It’s a two-for-one deal!

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > Wacko 07/25/2018 at 15:15

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On the subject, one of the microwaves shares some kind of vent with the closest bathroom . You can smell  what was microwaved in the bathroom for some reason. At least the fish bomber didn’t use that microwave..... :(

ttyymmnn > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 07/25/2018 at 15:25

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If you rent a car in Alaska, you have to sign a form swearing that you won’t carry fish in the trunk, for much the same reason.

ranwhenparked > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 07/25/2018 at 15:38

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I worked with someone that would do that routinely, but I think it was intentional to wind up the other secretaries. She was also a voodoo practitioner, and would put feathers and other paraphernalia in her desk and cabinets to keep the other women from taking her supplies, since they were all older and more, um, religiously conservative, and that creeped them out.

The Compromiser > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 07/25/2018 at 18:30

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I banned popcorn, fish, and toast from my department. They told me I couldn’t do that so I indicated that they will be eating in the hourly lunch room on the other side of the plant at the top of the long stairs from now on.

No fish, toast or popcorn at work.